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Scene 081: marios onantiad gaudeamus

Scene
81
Pages
380–386
When
8 November YDAU (2009), Interdependence Day evening, ~1930h (dateline '8 NOVEMBER YDAU GAUDEAMUS IGITUR'; gala starts after supper)
Where
E.T.A. dining hall (West House), Enfield MA — annual Interdependence Day gala screeningin: E.T.A. (Enfield Tennis Academy) › E.T.A. dining hall (West House)
POV
3rd person omniscient, hovering over Mario as auteur and the assembled E.T.A. audience

Connects to (editorial cuts & payoffs, 10)

Summary

On Interdependence Day evening — hours after the Eschaton debacle — the whole Academy gathers, hatted and sugar-licensed by Tavis's festive fiat, for the annual screening of Mario's untitled 48-minute puppet film, a kids'-show adaptation of his late father's ONANtiad. The film opens the book's long-deferred origin story of the present political order: Johnny Gentle, Famous Crooner — germophobic Vegas union boss turned Clean U.S. Party standard-bearer — sweeps to the Presidency on a platform of aestheticized waste-hatred and the promise to find or manufacture "some cohesion-renewing Other." His Inaugural and early cabinet scenes (Mexico's Presidente and Canada's P.M. honorarily seated as 'Secretaries' of their own countries) sketch the birth of O.N.A.N. and U.S. Experialism, scored ominously on Mrs. Clarke's Wurlitzer. Around the screen, E.T.A. enjoys its one annual night of dietary anarchy and ironic heckling — an "American penchant for absolution via irony" pointedly foreign to John Wayne and the unhatted Canadian students, who remember the ATHSCME fans blowing U.S. oxides home. Endnote 147 keeps the day's real plot ticking underneath: neither Schtitt nor Tavis yet knows about Eschaton, and Avril is already engineering whose heads will roll (not Hal's).

What to notice

The reader never gets this history straight, and that is the design: Gentle's rise arrives through nested mediations — real events as JOI's dismissed parody, as adapted by Mario for children, as screened for a heckling audience, as relayed by a narrator — with the method confessed right on the page: "little diffracted bits of real news and fake news and privately-conceived dialogue". Notice the pronouns doing quiet enrollment work: the narration keeps sliding into a civic first-person plural — the Other promised from "right below our nose", the aside "recall" nudging you as if you had voted too — so the reader is conscripted as citizen rather than spectator, and the prose itself catches the crooner's cadence, whole pages running on Inaugural anaphora, sentence after sentence launched with Who. The satire goes deepest in the craft materials: the puppets wear "painted fingernail-parings for smiles/frowns" — a nation in a hygiene-rage against its own waste, portrayed in clipped bodily waste. And the narration keeps crediting the gentlest inventions to Mario personally — the souvenir glove-toss "is Mario's own touch", likewise the doo-wop cabinet — the film staying kind exactly where its source was tendentious, authored by the one Incandenza incapable of contempt. Meanwhile the under-twelves defect to the "special children's second world" beneath the tablecloths: the audience the film was made for, unteachable and happy, underfoot while the adults laugh at their own history.

Beats — page-by-page

  • p. 380: Mario's first finished entertainment — a puppet show shot three summers back in the Subdorm B janitor closet with the head-mount Bolex H64 and foot-treadle — screens every 11/8; Tavis's fiat suspends dietary regs; Mrs. Clarke goes "sucrotically mad"; everyone wears a hat (Avril's witch hat, Hal's stern preacher's hat; full hat topography in n.148).
  • p. 380: Mario's eight-word speech ("Thanks everybody and I hope you like it") while Pemulis crowns his Bolex with Redi-Whip and a maraschino; n.147 reveals the offstage situation — Loach and Dunkel told Avril about the Eschaton injuries; Tavis (sleepless over 'Helen' Steeply's impending visit, which Avril lobbied for without saying the alumnus profiled is Orin) won't be told till morning; Avril is plotting how upperclass heads roll "without those heads including that of Hal."
  • pp. 380-381: the film as "openly jejune" adaptation of JOI's ONANtiad; "somebody else in the Incandenza family had at least an amanuentic hand in the screenplay," but the choreography and puppet-work — perfect for Mario's S-shaped arms and falcate digits — are his own.
  • p. 381: audience snapshot — Kittenplan's right hand bandaged (Eschaton aftermath — her battery there was of Kieran McKenna, laid out with a left cross; the raw gives the bandage no cause), Thode grading midterms, the Syrian Satellite pro in an ad hoc Red Sox cap being polite about the baklava; Tina Echt runs the lights.
  • pp. 381-382: the film opens on Gentle's second-Inaugural quote ("the past has been torched by a new and millennial generation") and his curriculum vitae: Howard-Hughes-grade contamination phobia, Dermalatix Hypospectral skin-burning booths, the Velvety Vocalists Guild and the seven months of 'Live Silence' (n.149: lip-synching to silence until casino audiences became deprived, mob-like, "inadequately nurtured children").
  • p. 382: C.U.S.P. — the "annular agnation" of jingoist right and macrobiotic left, first platform plank "Let's Shoot Our Wastes Into Space" (n.150: annular fusion at the stage of generating waste better than consuming it) — sweeps to victory in a voter-spasm of a country with no Foreign Menace left to hate, turning on its own waste.
  • pp. 382-383: Gentle's Inaugural — microphone swung by the cord, chlorinated footbaths, the Tighter Tidier Nation, garbage-barges and shit-flies, "a one-time World Policeman" retiring to rake its own lawn; he promises to make the tough choices for us and asks us "simply to sit back and enjoy the show."
  • p. 384: the podium-pounding pivot: "Dammit there just must be some people besides each other of us to blame... He swears he'll find us some cohesion-renewing Other"; surgical gloves thrown to the crowd as souvenirs is Mario's own touch.
  • pp. 384-385: the cabinet of doo-wopping black-girl puppets; the Presidente of Mexico and P.M. of Canada made honorary 'Secretaries' of Mexico and Canada — protectorate status foreshadowed by a wavered D-minor on Mrs. Clarke's Wurlitzer.
  • p. 385: the audience: under-12s migrate beneath the tablecloths; everyone else heckles and throws sweets that stick to the screen, giving sterile Gentle "a sort of carbuncular look"; only Wayne and the Canadian kids sit unhatted and stolid — "This American penchant for absolution via irony is foreign to them"; they remember the Great Convexity and the ATHSCME Effectuators blowing U.S. oxides north toward home.
  • pp. 385-386: Gentle and the Canadian P.M. ("J.J.J.C.") chat through NATO's dissolution and the removal of Manitoban "frappeurs" by large short-haired men in white trucks; "We're interdependent. We're cheek to jowl"; entr'acte of "It's a Small World After All" with continent squeezed in for world, ushering in "a whole new era."

Themes in this scene

  • Nationalism and O.N.A.N.: the founding myth itself — C.U.S.P., Gentle's election, the manufactured Other, NATO's dissolution, and the proto-protectorate O.N.A.N. cabinet; Experialism explained as electoral hygiene-rage.
  • Film and Optics: a film-within-the-novel adapting a film by JOI, with full apparatus (Bolex, lap-dissolves, entr'actes, Wurlitzer score) — Mario inheriting and domesticating his father's anticonfluential method.
  • Irony and Sincerity: the gala's whole register — "gala but rather ironic," heckling, "absolution via irony" — set against the Canadians' unhatted literalism; Mario's sincere kids'-show frame carrying genuinely dark history.
  • Annularity: C.U.S.P. as "annular agnation"; waste-into-fuel politics (n.150's fusion circle that can't yet close); shooting wastes into space as the failed linear alternative to the ring.
  • Family and Hamlet: the dead father's minor work resurrected by the son; the un-named family amanuensis on the screenplay; n.147's Avril quietly managing information flow (Tavis, Schtitt, Hal's exposure) — the politeness-roulette machine running under the festivity.

Connections — backward & forward

Backward

  • The Gentle/C.U.S.P. history dramatized here is the referent of dozens of earlier glancing allusions: Subsidized Time itself (scene 059's year-list, p. 223 n.-territory), the attaché's Happy Patterns, Marathe/Steeply on Gentle's "Someone is to blame" (p. 319, scene 072) — Marathe's analysis and Mario's parody describe the same manufactured-Other logic.
  • The Canadians' hard memory of the ATHSCME fans points to the Great Concavity/Convexity dispute that the A.F.R. weaponizes (the Marathe/Steeply serial throughout).

Forward

  • Directly continues the I.-Day evening (book-order neighbors 077-080; the Eschaton debacle, pp. 321-342, is hours old); n.147 inventories the injuries ("Lord-, Ingersoll-, and Penn-injuries" — Todd Possalthwaite's broken nose is counted separately) and sets up the morning-after fallout and Hal's protected status, feeding the Pemulis-vs-Avril endgame (n.324 territory).
  • n.147 also advances the Steeply thread: 'Helen' Steeply's E.T.A. visit (pp. 651-662, scenes 125-127, and the locker-room interviews) was authorized by Avril's lobbying — Avril knowingly letting in the journalist she suspects is profiling Orin; resonates with later hints of Avril's own entanglements (Wayne, possibly Unspecified Services awareness).
  • "Sit back and enjoy the show" condenses the book's entertainment-politics: the electorate as passive audience prefigures the Entertainment's lethal passivity (and scene 087's advertising history makes the same arc commercial).
  • The film continues through scenes 083 and 086 (headlines montage, Concavity Cabinet, Gaudeamus Igitur's end at p. 442); the Lyle scenes (082, 084) and Hal's reveries (085, 087) are intercut with it.
  • Mario's filmmaking with the head-mount Bolex calls back to his work on JOI's documentaries (scene 086, p. 410, the Clipperton footage) and forward to his daily unsheltered-area walks, "sometimes w/ head-mounted Bolex and sometimes not" (raw 071's own description; the Ennet-orbit night walk is scene 117, pp. 589-593).

Notable passages (6)

  • p. 380: "If it's odd that Mario Incandenza's first halfway-coherent film cartridge..." — scene opener; the film's provenance and the I.-Day institution in one long sentence.
  • p. 382: the single-sentence hyphenated monster describing Gentle's Dermalatix hygiene regime — Wallace's syntax performing the obsession it describes.
  • p. 382: "the strange-seeming but politically prescient annular agnation of ultra-right jingoist... and far-left macrobiotic..." — C.U.S.P.'s coalition; key annularity/nationalism-onan anchor.
  • p. 384: "Dammit there just must be some people besides each other of us to blame" — Gentle's Other-speech; the geopolitical thesis of the whole Reconfiguration, echoed by Marathe at p. 319.
  • p. 385: "This American penchant for absolution via irony is foreign to them." — the Canadian students' stolid faces; one of the book's most quotable irony-sincerity sentences.
  • p. 385 (n.147 at p. 380): Avril's plan that rolling heads not "includ[e] that of Hal, who — unlike, thank God, John — was identified at the scene with that Pemulis person" — Avril's machinery, and the seed of Pemulis's expulsion arc.

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