Krazy-Glued to her chair — investigation in progress

texture · last year's I. Day; case still open 8 Nov YDAU

• When: the Interdependence Day gala one year before YDAU's; the investigation still open on 8 Nov YDAU.
• What: At last year's I.-Day gala some kid or kids tied Aubrey deLint's shoelaces together and Krazy-Glued Mary Esther Thode's left buttock to the seat of her chair. A year on, the academy still cannot close the case — Thode as standing target of the student body's guerrilla comedy, with the administration's futility part of the joke. The perpetrator(s) stay unresolved in the whole record.