Scene 037: mario millicent kent
Characters present
Characters referenced
Connects to
- Scene 010: hal mario moms sadness
- Scene 015: mario filmic function
- Scene 024: kate gompert psych ward
- Scene 030: feral hamsters
- Scene 036: big buddy sessions
- Scene 038: marathe steeply disguises
- Scene 039: lyle weight room guru
- Scene 040: yrstruly xmas eve
- Scene 041: orin calls separatism
- Scene 048: urine day
- Scene 081: marios onantiad gaudeamus
- Scene 122: eta supper stice hal
- Scene 124: gompert day billowing shape
Summary
Headed "MARIO INCANDENZA'S FIRST AND ONLY EVEN REMOTELY ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE, THUS FAR": on a mid-October dusk stroll Mario tactfully lets Hal melt away into the pines (to get high) and is ambushed by the U.S.S. Millicent Kent, two-hundred-kilo #1 Girls' 16's-A singles, who has found an inexplicable gleaming Husky VI camera tripod standing in the middle of a thicket and wants a witness. As they search she unspools her life: her real love is interpretive dance, not tennis; her mother ran off with a Con-Edison energy auditor; and at eight she came home to find her morbidly obese Old Man capering before the mirror in her leotard — the day she knew she had to get away, and the very evening E.T.A.'s admissions office happened to call. The search ends with Millicent crushing Mario's head to her thorax and rooting for a penis under his police-lock vest; his catastrophic ticklishness makes him double up laughing, the high-pitched signal that lets Hal beeline to the rescue. The tripod surfaces only after all three stop looking for it, on the walk back in the dark (p. 126).
What to notice
The narration keeps dressing Mario's perceptions in prose he would never use — and then confessing the costume, in one of the book's most openly winking parentheticals: "(He hadn't literally said 'chill dusk.')" A narrator who inflates and then owns up: full disclosure extended to the novel's most guileless character, as if honesty were catching. The mock-epic naming works the same vein — she is "the U.S.S. Millicent Kent" at nearly every mention, full title, the repetition itself the joke, and the affection built right into the ceremony of it. Structurally the talk is a braid of non-reception done on the page: Mario's remembered Pemulis joke unspools in dialogue lines interleaved with her Ice Capades material, two channels running through each other without touching, so that "Hold my hand." arrives as an answer to nothing at all. And notice the scene's one genuinely eerie thread stays eerie because nobody in it has time to care: the crackling from other thickets, the tripod with no footprints — planted, dropped, and only re-found once everyone stops looking, the scene teaching its little koan in props while the humans demonstrate it in conversation.
Beats
- p. 121: Scene opens under its all-caps heading, mid-Oct YDAU, ~1900h; Mario contrives interest in a leaf-and-twig ensemble so Hal can slip off; an Empire Waste Displacement vehicle whistles overhead; "crackle crackle crackle stop" (Mario's own gait in dry leaves, rendered as sound).
- p. 121: Enter the U.S.S. Millicent Kent out of the underbrush — Montclair NJ, southpaw, serve they clock with radar; the violet bow atop hair like a missile in its silo (Boone's line); she reports the strange tripod, new and silvery, no footprints anywhere around.
- p. 122: She takes Mario's claw and leads him in; Mario notes his late dad used a Husky IV "back in his early days of making art-films"; Avril planted these anti-shortcut thickets back when she still went outdoors.
- p. 122-123: Her confidences escalate — his lashes, the family history: father almost three meters tall and morbidly obese (double-width mirrors and bathtubs), mother gone with the Con-Ed man, sisters into synchronized swimming and Ice Capades; Mario counters with tripod model-spec questions (TL waffle-tipped vs. SL).
- p. 123: A second, unexplained sound-source: "Mario heard crackling and thrashing from some other thicket nearby but was certain it wasn't Hal, since Hal very rarely made a lot of motion-noise" — an unseen presence in the thickets, distinct from Mario's own crackle-gait; "more crackling and crashing off up the hillside" continues pp. 123-124.
- p. 123-124: Mario, who comes up to her ribcage, recalls Pemulis's West Virginia joke; "Hold my hand."
- p. 124: The leotard revelation: at eight she found the Old Man capering, pirouetting, simpering in her violet leotard and her mother's pumps — "that was the exact creepy word for it: capering"; he had to wear a relative's female clothes specifically; Mario keeps saying "Golly Ned."
- p. 125: The older sister's parallel discovery (the Cupid costume, the Titian pose) and Ice Capades-EAP recovery arc; then Millicent stops them in (what turns out to be) poison sumac, crushes Mario's head below her breasts, confesses his lashes and police-lock vest drive her "right around the bend with sensual feeling"; the violet bow flutters past like a giant crazed moth; her hand roots under vest and briefs.
- p. 125-126: Mario's ticklishness detonates; his distinctive laugh lets Hal home in, navigationally compromised "after fifteen or so secret minutes alone in the fragrant pines."
- p. 126: Coda — walking back in the dark, not looking, the three stumble on the tripod (a TL waffle-tipped Husky) — "just like when there was a word on the tip of your tongue… in it pops" the second you stop trying.
Themes in this scene
- Communication and Solipsism: a duet of mutual non-reception — she narrates primal trauma, he responds with tripod pan-head specs; both are sincere and neither is heard; even the tripod yields only to not-looking.
- Disability and Deformity: Mario's body as logistical fact (the claw, the police-lock vest, head crushed sideways to breathe) treated without pathos; his deformity is what she desires — the book's gentlest inversion of U.H.I.D. shame.
- Film and Optics: the unexplained camera tripod planted on the grounds — surveillance? a wraith's prop? — plus Mario's filming history and JOI's old Husky IV: optics equipment as the family's spectral signature.
- Addiction and Recovery: Hal's "fifteen or so secret minutes alone in the fragrant pines" structure the whole stroll — the post-prandial walk exists so he can use; Mario's tact in enabling it is its own quiet system (and enacts scene 036's need-vs-strong-desire question, p. 121 there).
Connections
Backward
- Mario has filmed Kent "for staff-analysis on several occasions" (p. 121) — scene 015's filmic-function dossier cashed out in a named subject.
- The need-vs-strong-desire frame paragraph and Hal's tooth-twinge belong to scene 036's 3 Nov session (covered there, pp. 120-121); that session's need-vs-desire line is the clearest statement anywhere nearby of the Hal-addiction problem and anticipates Kate Gompert's "Stopping" logic (scene 024).
Forward
- The tripod is never explained in scene, but the novel later names it the origin of the whole moved-objects series: "The Husky VI tripod of Mario's near-fatal encounter with the U.S.S. Millicent Kent was only the beginning" (p. 632, scene 122 — the same run that catalogs Stice's moving bed and the falling ceiling-tiles), and JOI's locked tunnel lab keeps the same model under the Bolex, "Husky-VI TL tripods" (p. 381, scene 081) — so it reads retrospectively as wraith/surveillance furniture. The not-Hal crackling from other thickets (p. 123) gives the apparition an unseen attendant — Carlisle reads the same noises as an unexplained third party (recorded; the text supports both his unseen-auditor reading and our gait-sound reading of p. 121, which are different noises). Its discovery-by-not-trying repeats Hal's tip-of-the-tongue figure from p. 114 — wanting as the obstacle to having, Lyle's shoulder-pull parable (scene 039) in narrative form.
- Millicent's escape-from-Old-Man explains the boarding-school economy E.T.A. floats on (cf. Pemulis's parents asking "how much E.T.A.'d pay up front for rights to all future possible income," scene 048 p. 154); her tennis-vs.-real-love split (dance) mirrors LaMont Chu's fame trouble and Hal's talent-vs.-want problem.
- Empire Waste Displacement's arc overhead (p. 121) keeps the annular-waste machinery in the scenery (catapults to the Concavity; cf. scene 030 and the E.W.D. barges in Orin's Phoenix, scene 041 p. 137).
- Mario's "first and only even remotely romantic experience" sets up his actual tenderness elsewhere — the Moms (scene 010), and his night walks to Ennet House where he hears Madame Psychosis's voice again (pp. 589+).
- Kent's Old Man — cross-dressing compulsorily in a relative's female clothes (pp. 124-125) — joins the book's disguise/cross-dresser census (Steeply's Helen apparatus, scene 038; Poor Tony's boa-and-heels, scene 040); Carlisle further pairs the hideous Cupid diaper with Mr. Bouncety-Bounce (p. 648, scene 124 orbit) — his stitch, recorded.
Notable passages
- p. 121: "crackle crackle crackle stop" — Mario's gait rendered as sound; body-as-rhythm. (The need-vs-strong-desire passage belongs to scene 036, p. 121.)
- p. 124: "that was the exact creepy word for it: capering" — the leotard scene; family grotesque delivered deadpan into a non-comprehending ear.
- p. 125: "What Mario perceived as a sudden radical drop in the prevailing temperature…" — desire as thermodynamic event; the scene's comic-horror pivot.
- p. 126: "just like when there was a word on the tip of your tongue… it was when… not trying… that they stumbled upon the cinematic tripod" — the not-wanting koan, load-bearing for Lyle's parable and Marathe's temple doctrine.
What links here
- Mario "knows a thing or two" about Hal's secret highs, and tacitly enables them
- Mario covers for Hal's secret smoke on a post-dinner stroll
- Mario's first and only romantic experience — the U.S.S. Millicent Kent
- Mario's first romantic experience: the tripod hunt, the sumac seduction, the tickle escape — and the tripod found after all
- Math and gambling: the test-score prodigy, the three-card-monte, Hal's tutor
- No-shows the bench-press challenge against the U.S.S. Millicent Kent
- Tennis identity and crew roles: B-singles / A-doubles, Head Master sticks, the bench-press, designated driver
- The U.S.S. Millicent Kent: power-game prodigy, secret dancer, and the Old Man she fled
- The withdrawal: agoraphobia, the tunnels, the workaholism — "she never leaves the grounds anymore"
- Topped by the U.S.S. Millicent Kent in the bench-press challenge
- Wit, tantrums, and kitchen-lore: the quotable Boone
- Scene 015: mario filmic function
- Scene 039: lyle weight room guru
- Scene 041: orin calls separatism
- Scene 122: eta supper stice hal
- Big Buddy sessions (pp. 120–121)
- Marathe & Steeply, the undercover protocols
- Marathe & Steeply, the undercover protocols — "The feminine manner to examine the…"
- Marathe & Steeply, the undercover protocols — "decided the exact moment of this…"
- Marathe & Steeply: the Convexity within the distance of spit
- Marathe & Steeply: the anti-Entertainment as a chip for concessions
- Marathe and Steeply on disguises
- Marathe and Steeply: disguises
- Marathe and Steeply: the anti-Entertainment as rumor
- Marathe and Steeply: the anti-Entertainment rumor
- Mario and Millicent Kent
- Mario and Millicent Kent (p. 122)
- Mario and Millicent Kent (p. 126)
- Mario and Millicent Kent (pp. 121–123)
- Mario and Millicent Kent (pp. 123–124)
- Mario and the U.S.S. Millicent Kent
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent (p. 122)
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent — "In the dining room he’d moved…"
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent — "It had been six years since…"
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent — "Mario has trouble on any kind…"
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent — "Mario said he was pretty sure…"
- Mario's romantic experience with Millicent Kent — "Mario’s face was so squashed against…"
- Mario, Millicent Kent, and the tripod
- Mario, Millicent Kent, and the tripod (pp. 123–124)
- limits and rituals: need versus strong desire
- limits and rituals: need versus strong desire — "Like as in is there a…"
- the Big Buddy sessions: limits and rituals
- the U.S.S. Millicent Kent: the U.S.S. Millicent Kent, power-body portrait
- the compromised return from the fragrant pines
- the trauma that gets said because no one is receiving it
- the trauma that gets said because no one is receiving it — "Mario kept saying Golly Ned, all…"
- the walk built so Hal can slip away
- the walk built so Hal can slip away — "Mario could sense that Hal wanted…"