The Visine-bottle recovery "game"

texture · ~YWQMD 2006 onward

• When: Introduced ~three years before YDAU (~YWQMD 2006); ongoing.
• What: Pemulis long ago recruited Mario to retrieve, sterilize, and rebox the discarded Visine urine-bottles from the dumpster-nest as a "game"; Mario, weirded out at first, now looks forward to it, has a mystical knack for finding the bottles, and always wins — because "poor old Mario" takes his competitive strokes where he can find them.