the Concavity Cabinet: eliminate own map out of pique — the founding tantrum — "Johnny Gentle, Famous Crooner threatens to…"
Johnny Gentle, Famous Crooner threatens to bomb his own nation and toxify neighbors in an insane pout over Canada’s reluctance to take redemised title over O.N.A.N.’s very own vast dump
Context
The Reconfiguration's coercive climax: when Canada balks, Gentle "THREATENS TO DETONATE UPSIDE-DOWN MISSILES IN U.S. SILOS, IRRADIATE CANADA W/ AID OF ATHSCME HELL-FANS" — willing "to bomb his own nation and toxify neighbors in an insane pout." The whole continental order, the narrator underlines, is founded on a president's tantrum over his neighbor's refusal to accept "O.N.A.N.'s very own vast dump." The map is redrawn by a threat of self-destruction.