J.O.I.'s bio and E.T.A.'s founding — "President J. Gentle (F.C.), acting on…"
President J. Gentle (F.C.), acting on behalf of the U.S.D.D.'s O.N.R. and O.N.A.N.'s post-annular A.E.C., conferred a posthumous citation and conveyed his condolences by classified ARPA-NET Electronic Mail. Incandenza's burial in Québec's L'Islet County was twice delayed by annular hyperfloration cycles.
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The obituary's bleak punchline: the man who made annulation possible can't even get buried on schedule, because the Concavity's "annular hyperfloration cycles" keep delaying the funeral. The system he built, closing over his own grave — twice.