clean urine harvested from the ten-year-olds
they spend three months collecting and stashing the urine of sub-ten-year-old players, warm pale innocent childish urine that’s produced in needly little streams and the only G/M scan it couldn’t pass would be like an Ovaltine scan or something
Context
The evasion economy's supply chain, played for ballpark-vendor comedy: three months of stockpiling the innocent urine of the littlest kids, sold warm out of a wiener-tub to the ranked players who need to test clean. The joke is elaborate and fully operational — a whole logistics of concealment built inside the Academy's own hallways, funded and self-sustaining.