Consider the Lobster
TL;DR
Wallace's Gourmet essay (August 2004), his report from the 2003 Maine Lobster Festival, which turns a food-magazine assignment into a sustained ethical interrogation: is it all right to boil a sentient creature alive for the sake of our own gustatory pleasure? It is Wallace's journalism, not writing about Infinite Jest, but its central move is the one the novel's Entertainment literalizes — the pleasure that can be enjoyed only by declining to think about what it costs someone (or something) else. Wallace refuses both PETA-style shrillness and gourmet complacency, walks through the nervous-system evidence for whether a lobster feels pain, and closes by turning the question back on the comfortable reader: whether the refusal to think about the animal's suffering is the product of genuine thought or merely the product of not wanting to think about it. The piece runs its argument as much in its footnotes as in its body — an elaborate footnoting apparatus dropped into a glossy consumer magazine, formally continuous with the endnote machinery of the novel.
Key claims
(This account paraphrases throughout rather than quoting: the archived copy is a page-image scan of the magazine spread, and quotation here is reserved for text that can be verified letter-for-letter. Wallace's own reading of the essay, cross-referenced below, corroborates the account.)
- The assignment inverts itself. Sent to cover a celebratory food festival — the Maine Lobster Festival, with its World's Largest Lobster Cooker and its mass tourism — Wallace instead makes the festival's central act, the boiling alive of the lobster, the ethical problem the essay cannot walk away from.
- The pain question, taken seriously on its evidence. Rather than assert or dismiss lobster suffering, Wallace lays out the physiology: lobsters lack the cerebral cortex associated in humans with the experience of pain, but they possess nociceptors and the neurotransmitters for pain, and they behave, in the pot, exactly as a creature in extreme distress would — clinging to the container's sides, hooking their claws over the kettle's rim like a person trying to keep from going over the edge of a roof. He declines to let either fact settle the matter cheaply. [Gourmet pp. 62–63]
- The two suffering criteria. Wallace reports the two main criteria most ethicists use for whether a creature can suffer: how much of the neurological hardware for pain it comes equipped with, and whether it demonstrates behavior associated with pain — and it takes strenuous behaviorist hairsplitting, he argues, not to see the lobster's struggling, thrashing, and lid-clattering as exactly that behavior. Its evident preference not to be boiled is the honest datum a diner has to reckon with, against the convenient claim that the animal feels nothing. The essay completes the preference argument at its close: lobsters navigate their migrations to pursue the water temperatures they prefer, avoid bright light (a tank of them in sunlight or fluorescence will congregate in the darkest part), and dislike crowding — an animal that so clearly acts on preferences, Wallace suggests, may meet the very criterion (the capacity to form preferences) that decides whether a creature can really suffer. [Gourmet pp. 62–63, closing page]
- Neither PETA nor the gourmet gets a pass. The essay refuses the activist's certainty and the epicure's willed obliviousness alike; its integrity is in staying inside the discomfort rather than resolving it in either direction.
- The turn onto the reader. Mid-essay Wallace concedes that few Gourmet readers likely want their eating habits morally queried in a culinary monthly — and that the assignment leaves no honest way to avoid the questions anyway [Gourmet p. 62]. He presses the discomfort further at the close, wondering whether future generations will regard today's agribusiness and eating practices the way we now regard Nero's entertainments or Aztec sacrifices, and conceding that the Festival can begin to look "like a Roman circus or medieval torture-fest" to anyone who lets themselves think the lobster would rather not suffer. The essay ends not with a verdict but by addressing the reader directly — whether the habit of not thinking about the suffering behind one's pleasure is a considered position or simply an aversion to being made uncomfortable — and then declining to push the argument any further: "There are limits to what even interested persons can ask of each other." [Gourmet closing page]
- Coverage caveat. The magazine-spread scan holds six leaves (Gourmet pp. 50, 55, 56, 60, 62, 63) and stops mid-argument. The essay's closing text — the preference-argument completion, the Roman-circus / Nero / Aztec turn, the final direct address, and the last line — is now available from Gourmet's own online text of the essay, on which the account of the ending above rests (with Wallace's recorded reading as a second witness). What remains ungathered is only the page-image of the print spread's final leaf (p. ~64); the closing text itself is no longer missing.
- Footnotes as a second track. Much of the argument's qualifying, self-correcting, evidence-weighing work happens in the essay's footnotes, an apparatus Wallace runs at full strength in a mainstream food magazine.
Theories & evidence
CONNECTION: the pleasure that requires not thinking about the suffering behind it — the ethical structure the Entertainment literalizes
- Crux:
entertainment-lethality - Early text:
[essay](paraphrase; source is an image-only scan, not quotable) The festival's pleasure — mass consumption of a boiled-alive animal — is available only on condition that the consumer not attend to the creature's evident distress; the essay asks whether that not-thinking is the product of actual thought or just the wish not to be discomfited. [Gourmet pp. 50, 62, closing page — the completion of the question, "There are limits to what even interested persons can ask of each other," recovered from Gourmet's own online text, 2026-07-16] - IJ echo: The Entertainment / samizdat as pleasure whose cost is exactly what the viewer cannot bear to attend to — the medical attaché's fatal viewing and the cartridge's lethal appeal (scene 007, 029). Wallace's lobster essay is the non-fiction limit case of the same structure: entertainment/pleasure as anaesthetic, sustained by a refusal to look at what it does.
- Weight: shared-preoccupation
- Notes: Contemporary with the novel's reception rather than its composition (2004), but the same ethics-of-attention argument Wallace pressed across the 1990s essays — entertainment as pleasure carried past the point where its cost can be looked at, here in his own non-fiction voice. The essay raises no counter — its whole method is to stay in the tension.
CONNECTION: the sentience and pain of the other, and the discipline of not looking away — against Gately's choice to abide in his pain
- Crux:
none - Early text:
[essay](paraphrase; scan, not quotable) The essay's moral demand is attention: to insist on registering another creature's pain even when one's own pleasure depends on ignoring it. [Gourmet pp. 62–63] - IJ echo: The novel's counter-ethic of staying present to pain rather than fleeing it — Don Gately in the trauma ward, refusing narcotic relief and choosing to inhabit his own agony minute by minute (scene 175), the moral inverse of the addict's and the viewer's flight from discomfort. Where the Entertainment is the refusal-to-attend taken to death, Gately's abiding is the attention taken as far as a person can take it.
- Weight: shared-preoccupation
- Notes: An ethics-of-attention continuity, not a plot crux.
CONNECTION: a full footnote apparatus in a mainstream magazine — the formal signature IJ's endnotes carry
- Crux:
none - Early text:
[essay](paraphrase; scan, not quotable) The essay conducts a second, qualifying layer of argument in its footnotes, deployed at length inside a glossy consumer food magazine. [scan, footnotes throughout] - IJ echo: The novel's famously extensive endnote apparatus (e.g. the filmography endnote and the pharmacological notes) — the same double-track prose that stages qualification, digression, and a second authorial voice below or behind the main line. Wallace's magazine journalism carries the device into non-fiction; the audiobook of this very essay had to invent a second processed voice to read the footnotes aloud (cross-ref below).
- Weight: verbal-echo
- Notes: A formal/method continuity (footnote-as-second-voice), not a reading of any plot crux.
Themes
Ethics and attention (the demand to register another's pain); entertainment and pleasure (the fun premised on not-thinking about its cost); sentience and the animal other; the essay's refusal to resolve its own bind (methodologically continuous with the novel); footnote/endnote poetics (the double-track voice).
Cross-references
- DFW reads Consider the Lobster (audiobook) — the ASR note on Wallace reading this same essay aloud, including his spoken preface on the "nasty problem" of where audiobook footnotes go and the second-voice solution; paraphrase-only, but it independently attests the festival logistics, the nociception/preference arguments, and the closing direct address paraphrased here.
- dfw-laughing-with-kafka and dfw-fx-porn — the companion primary-text notes on entertainment as anaesthetic reassurance and as spectacle; this essay applies the same ethics-of-attention to a real pleasure that requires suffering.
- The archive's This Is Water material — the commencement argument for choosing what to attend to; the lobster essay is the same engine turned on a pleasure one would rather not examine.
Notable passages
The image-only magazine scan is unquotable; the account of the essay's body paraphrases throughout. The closing text, recovered from Gourmet's own online version of the essay, can be quoted letter-for-letter:
- The essay's last line: "There are limits to what even interested persons can ask of each other."
- On the Festival seen honestly: it "can begin to take on aspects of something like a Roman circus or medieval torture-fest."