the Concavity Cabinet: the poisoning was deliberate and punitive
That you allowed Rod the God here to convince you to authorize Unspecified Services to undertake massive toxic dumping and skull-softening against local statute for basically the same hard-choice, Greater-Good-of-the-Union reasons that prompted Lincoln to suspend the Constitution and jail Confederate activists without charge for the duration of the last great U.S. territorial crisis?
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Sec. State says the quiet part: O.U.S. undertook "massive toxic dumping and skull-softening against local statute," and the target territories "were chosen essentially because New Hampshire and Maine didn't let C.U.S.P. on their Independent ballots" and a mayor "had the misfortune to sneeze on the president." The Reconfiguration is thus revealed as punitive gerrymander dressed as environmental crisis, with a Lincoln-analogy offered to launder it as emergency statecraft. The gift is a poisoning, and the poisoning is electoral revenge.