The Eschaton debacle — "J. J. Penn of INDPAK all…"
J. J. Penn of INDPAK all of a sudden gets the idea to start claiming that now that it’s snowing the snow totally affects blast area and fire area and pulse-intensity and maybe also has fallout implications, and he says Lord has to now completely redo everybody’s damage parameters before anybody can form realistic strategies from here on out.
Context
Penn's faux pas, the debacle's trigger: real weather falling on the map, claimed as weather inside the territory. The season's first snow has just started over the East Courts, and Penn — "not exactly the brightest log on the Yuletide fire" — collapses the two levels in a single opportunistic stroke. Everything from Pemulis's eruption to the bloody brawl unwinds from this sentence.