The Sheraton Commander decoy operation ("Front-Contre-O.N.A.N.isme")

texture · past YDAU-era, recalled 14 Nov YDAU

• When: past (a prior operation, recalled 14 Nov YDAU)
• What: Bertraund (the one brother "who could or would speak," himself subordinate to higher-I.Q. Québecers) ran the diversionary aspect of a street-theatre attack he invited his recruits to call the "Front-Contre-O.N.A.N.isme": a dozen decoys in identical red leather coats, auburn wigs, and spike heels — six mannish-looking women plus the six-strong crew of Poor Tony Krause's gender-dysphoric circle (Krause and Susan T. Cheese had met the brothers at Ryle's Tavern's second-Wednesday Gender-Dysphoric Nights) — hung around the Sheraton Commander lobby while an androgynous Québecer strode into the Epaulet Ballroom and flung semi-liquid violet waste from a souvenir waste-displacement barrel in the face of the Canadian Minister of Inter-O.N.A.N. Trade, whereupon the twelve milled hysterically and then dispersed in a dozen vectors to fuddle security. This is how Poor Tony, Lolasister, and Susan T. Cheese became the brothers' "mercenary adjuncts", and Krause twice availed himself of the brothers' services.