Eschaton: the topspin-lobber is the war-game's champion
Todd (‘Postal Weight’) Possalthwaite, an endomorphic thirteen-year-old from Edina MN whose whole infuriating tennis-game consists of nothing but kick serves and topspin lobs, and who’s been the Eschaton MVL for the last two years, and accuracy-wise has to be seen to be believed
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The kid whose real tennis is a maddening all-junk diet of "nothing but kick serves and topspin lobs" is precisely the reigning Eschaton MVL — Most Valuable Launcher two years running. The correspondence the lob-pedagogy entry predicts is made flesh in a body: the endomorphic moonballer nobody wants to play is the deadliest warhead-thrower on the map, because Eschaton rewards the exact stroke his frustrating game is built on. The court sport and the war game select for the same body.