the Reconfiguration as spurned-germaphobe revenge

Himself's own ONANtiad's origin-theory of Reconfiguration: an "alleged doomed and unconsummated affair between President J. Gentle and the equally hygiene-and-germ-obsessed wife of Canada's 'Minister of Environment,'" sabotaged by an induced yeast infection, until "the wife throws herself across the tracks in front of a Québecois bullet-train and Gentle decides to exact his revenge on a macrocartographic scale." The founding recast as a germaphobe's spurned-love revenge written onto the map — the continent redrawn as one man's erotic-hygienic tantrum (cf. 086's "eliminate own map out of sheer pique"). (The love-plot is maps-territory's; landed here is the Reconfiguration-origin parody.)